Saving Lives Taking Wives Tee Black

Built for those who live in controlled chaos and wear the job with pride, the Saving Lives, Taking Wives Tee is unapologetic, darkly humorous, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s spent time on an ambulance, on the beach, or on scene when things went sideways.

This shirt isn’t about being loud—it’s about being understood. It’s a nod to the gallows humor that keeps professionals sharp, grounded, and sane when the stakes are real. Whether you’re on shift, off duty, or decompressing after a long run of calls, this tee delivers comfort, durability, and attitude in equal measure.

Cut with a classic fit and made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed to hold up through long days, hard use, and countless washes—without losing shape or edge. Clean black. Bold statement. Zero apologies.

If you know, you know.

Product Details

100% cotton

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Open-end yarn

Tubular construction

Taped neck and shoulders

Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Tear-away tag

Designed by Misfit Medicine for those who operate where humor meets reality.

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